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=OG=MAINEiac
10-06-2008, 09:32 AM
If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Delta Airlines one year ago, you will have $49.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in AIG one year ago, you will have $33.00 today.

If you had purchased $1,000 of shares in Lehman Brothers one year ago, you will have $0.00 today.

But, if you had purchased $1,000 worth of beer one year ago, drank all the beer, then turned in the aluminum cans for recycling refund, you will have received $214.00.

Based on the above, the best current investment plan is to drink heavily & recycle. It is called the 401-Keg.

A recent study found that the average American walks about 900 miles a year.

Another study found that Americans drink, on average, 22 gallons of alcohol a year.

That means that, on average, Americans get about 41 miles to the gallon!

Makes you proud to be an American!

=OG=Cowboy
10-06-2008, 11:23 AM
Sometimes it really does pay not to have a college degree :eek6: :prrr:

Aren't our fearless leaders Great!!

=OG=CuZ
10-06-2008, 11:41 AM
Lol.
I always dream on going to college.
When I was sleeping in high school. :)

RydeorDie
10-06-2008, 02:28 PM
hahaha yea i pretty sure i day dreamed in school too did not get me far tho :P