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10-09-2008, 09:52 AM
Upon hearing that her elderly grandfather had just
passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's
house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort
her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her
grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we
were making love on Sunday morning.'
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people
nearly 100-years-old having sex would surely be asking
for trouble.
'Oh no, my dear,' replied Granny. 'Many years ago,
realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best
time to d o it was when the church bells would start to
ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and
even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and
out on the Dong.'
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd
still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come
along.'
passed away, Katie went straight to her grandparent's
house to visit her 95-year-old grandmother and comfort
her. When she asked how her grandfather had died, her
grandmother replied, 'He had a heart attack while we
were making love on Sunday morning.'
Horrified, Katie told her grandmother that 2 people
nearly 100-years-old having sex would surely be asking
for trouble.
'Oh no, my dear,' replied Granny. 'Many years ago,
realizing our advanced age, we figured out the best
time to d o it was when the church bells would start to
ring. It was just the right rhythm. Nice and slow and
even. Nothing too strenuous, simply in on the Ding and
out on the Dong.'
She paused to wipe away a tear, and continued, 'He'd
still be alive if the ice cream truck hadn't come
along.'