Shades
07-30-2008, 03:05 AM
Husband and wife are lying quietly in bed reading when the wife looks over at him and asks the question.
Wife:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband:
'Definitely not!'
Wife:
'Why not? Don't you like being married?'
Husband:
'Of course I do.'
Wife:
'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
Husband:
'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'
Wife:
'You would?' (with a hurt look)
Husband:
(makes audible groan)
Wife:
'Would you live in our house?'
Husband:
'Sure, it's a great house.'
Wife:
'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'
Husband:
'Where else would we sleep?'
Wife:
'Would you let her drive my car?'
Husband:
'Probably, it is almost new.'
Wife:
'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
Husband:
'That would seem like the proper thing to do'
Wife:
'Would you give her my jewelry?'
Husband:
'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'
Wife:
'Would you take her golfing with you?
Husband:
'Yes, those are always good times.'
Wife:
'Would she use my clubs?
Husband:
'No, she's left-handed.'
Wife:
-- silence --
Husband:
'Sh!t!!!!!!!!'
Wife:
What would you do if I died? Would you get married again?
Husband:
'Definitely not!'
Wife:
'Why not? Don't you like being married?'
Husband:
'Of course I do.'
Wife:
'Then why wouldn't you remarry?'
Husband:
'Okay, okay, I'd get married again.'
Wife:
'You would?' (with a hurt look)
Husband:
(makes audible groan)
Wife:
'Would you live in our house?'
Husband:
'Sure, it's a great house.'
Wife:
'Would you sleep with her in our bed?'
Husband:
'Where else would we sleep?'
Wife:
'Would you let her drive my car?'
Husband:
'Probably, it is almost new.'
Wife:
'Would you replace my pictures with hers?'
Husband:
'That would seem like the proper thing to do'
Wife:
'Would you give her my jewelry?'
Husband:
'No, I'm sure she'd want her own.'
Wife:
'Would you take her golfing with you?
Husband:
'Yes, those are always good times.'
Wife:
'Would she use my clubs?
Husband:
'No, she's left-handed.'
Wife:
-- silence --
Husband:
'Sh!t!!!!!!!!'